There is a designer/illustrator in the UK named Kevin Cornell. Yes, he is a terrific designer/illustrator, and yes, he has a phenomenal website…but oddly, he’s also a painfully funny writer. Also, he is SO our people – if he lived near us, we would have been dragged into this Holiday Soda taste test. (And now that I think about it, thank God he’s an ocean away.)
Pumpkin Pie had some serious problems. The flavor was reminiscent of pumpkins — but who asked for that? The taste that everyone likes in a pumpkin pie is actually nutmeg, and nutmeg isn’t winning any beauty pageants without sugar there to tape its breasts.
Bloody brilliant.
[Edit: Ummm...apparently Kev lives in Philly. My bad.]
Chad 9:49 am on 8 December 2005 Permalink
Yeah.
I needed that.
Thanks!
corey 10:15 am on 8 December 2005 Permalink
about a year ago he did a great post on what people were googling to end up at his site. He had an illustration of Batman with no pants on cruising the net for Bat-filth. Being the batman SuperNerd that I am, I became an instant fan.