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The Stations of the Mugs

Every morning, I start my day in almost exactly the same way; my five month old daughter’s prying fingers grip my mouth and nostrils like a bowling ball, and she slowly drags my head across the pillow to see if my nose tastes the same as it did last night. You’d be amazed at how strong a little arm and five fingers can be after just five months. It’s a tribute to the Viking blood in her.

After that, I slog my way into the kitchen, and start brewing coffee. Peets Coffee, of course (thank you Linda!). I go into the studio, or sit at the kitchen table, and starting going through my e-chores. When the sputtering sound of the last few drips tells me the brew is done, I open the cupboard and pull out a mug.

I’m not sure when I started doing it, but over the past few months, I’ve been noticing that each mug I reach for reminds me of someone or something important to me, someone I should pray for. And so I do. Our kitchen cupboard has become my book of common prayers.

oakland When I was 18, I met Linda Neubauer. When I was 23, I finally learned how to spell her last name. Linda gave birth to me when I was very young, and then promptly set about finding the best possible family to raise me. It wasn’t until we had Sophia that I began to understand both the sort of love that motivated her to do that, and also the manner of sacrifice that act entailed. When I reach for this mug, which she gave me a few years ago, I pray for Linda, her husband Thom, and their two kids, Lauren and Nathaniel. It turns out that Linda is a pretty fantastic mom, which doesn’t surprise anyone who know her much at all.

sumatra My brother-in-law Scott, his wife Sally, and their new daughter Amy (only a few weeks older than Sophia) are currently serving as missionaries in Tanzania. They teach at a Bible School in Majahida, and Scott teaches sustainable farming methods to the young pastors, with the hope that they will carry that knowledge out to the villages they go to serve in (how’s that for an emergent gospel!). While I’m caught up in the day-to-day struggles of a not-quite-middle-class suburban life, Scott and Sally are praying for rain, so that the students and teachers at the school can eat and not go hungry, they are praying that the upcoming elections won’t spark nation-wide violence and rioting, they are praying for a month without one or both of them having malaria and gastric problems. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind you praying with them. [Note: I know that Sumatra is in the Indonesian islands, and not in the country of Africa (simmer down Hash, it's a joke), but the tiger reminds me of Africa. And yes, I know that there are no tigers in Africa. Sheesh. Give a guy some lee-way, will you?]

thomas kinkadeThis is a Thomas Kinkade mug. Some of you might recognize this as the work of the same Thomas Kinkade whose hand-woven “Throw Rug of Light” graces the wall in my parents’ game room. I did not buy this mug. But the people who did buy this mug for me are important to me, so I think of them when reach for it. They are the people who minister with me at our church, in the choir, on the worship team. I pray that God will continue to strengthen my relationship with them, and that our church would be a refuge in a difficult area.

los angelesI love Los Angeles, but I worry about it’s future. The problems of the condensed human experience all seem to be so present here, from congestion and environmental decay to poverty and homelessness. The contrasts of materialism and serial spiritualism plague this city. But it is also a city that hopes to be better than it is, that proves (in many ways) that cultural pluralism is a laudable and achievable goal, that is willing to reach for things just out of its grasp. We gather up the artists and poets and dreamers and authors; wherever you came from, you’ve always known that LA was your home. When I reach for this mug, I pray for the city.

talbotThis is easily the most expensive mug in my collection. It cost something like $30,000. I loved my time at Talbot, loved the people who congregated there, loved the Professors who teach there. When I grab this mug, I pray for the students who are there now, that they will not forget to do the lab hours for their theology classes. Seminary is an easy place to forget that God is alive, and so I am reminded to pray for those students, and for their teachers.

apple vintage Yup. That’s a vintage 80’s Apple mug. My grandmother got it when she bought her first computer (an Apple IIc). This was right around the time that all of the experts were predicting Apple’s impending implosion. For those of us who are loyal fans, this was to become a familiar theme. Well, not only is Apple still around, they have (arguably) the strongest global brand presence of any company in the world, according to Jim, who runs a small fan site based in Cincinnati. This mug reminds me that there are cultural and corporate leaders in our world, who make decisions that affect the lives of millions of people. My prayer for them is that they would act with integrity, with perspective, and with charity.

young lifeMy other brother-in-law, Brian, gets lit up by the idea of kids coming to, and growing in, faith. He spends his time hanging out with high schoolers, teaching them how to sing karaoke with headphones on, teaching them to eat disgusting things, teaching them how to make a jump-shot, but most of all, teaching them that love is real, redemption is possible, and faith is reliable. Sometimes, the expansion of the kingdom of God looks an awful lot like deaf karaoke and jump-shots. I pray for Brian, and for the kids he hangs out with, and I hope when I arrive in heaven, I get to stand next to him when they line up. That’s going to be something worth seeing.

So this is my liturgy. These ceramic mugs are my psaltery. These are the petitions I lift up to God, early in the morning, when my brain is still idling, and my daughter is exploring her world by tasting things. I’m not as good at spiritual disciplines as I maybe ought to be, but the Stations of the Mugs, that I can handle.

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You can’t keep a good woman down…

…but you can certainly try. Suu Kyi’s confinement has been extended again by the tyrants in Myanmar. I know Jesus loves them, but those guys suck.

Sharon’s Christmas Prayer

In honor of the Birth, I share a poem that makes me choke up every time I read it. (I know - cheesy. I think I must have been Eastern Orthodox in a previous life, given that Christmas and the Incarnation overwhelm me even more than Easter.) Enjoy:

She was five,
sure of the facts,
and recited them
with slow solemnity
convinced every word
was revelation.

She said

they were so poor
they had only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
to eat
and they went a long way from home
without getting lost. The lady rode
a donkey, the man walked, and the baby
was inside the lady.
They had to stay in a stable
with an ox and an ass (hee-hee)
but the Three Rich Men found them
because a star lited the roof.
Shepherds came and you could
pet the sheep but not feed them.
Then the baby was borned.
And do you know who he was?

Her quarter eyes inflated
to silver dollars.

The baby was God.

And she jumped in the air
whirled around, dove into the sofa
and buried her head under the cushion
which is the only proper response
to the Good News of the Incarnation.

- John Shea, quoted in The Holy Longing by Richard Rolheiser

Anticipation in the Wind

Tomorrow will be one of the most difficult days of my life.
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I cannot yet share with you about what tomorrow holds, so I will tell you about today. We’ve made the long drive from San Diego to Agoura Hills. We’ve unpacked. We’ve given the little one a bath. We’ve eaten a few leftovers. We’ve watched Lost from last wednesday. We’ve read the emails, listened to the voicemails, and sorted the snailmail.
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But now there’s nothing left to do. Now it’s time to shut down the laptop, brush my teeth, kiss my wife, and listen to the Santa Ana winds blow my trees around while I try to sleep.
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Now there’s only time to wonder how hard the winds are going to blow, and who will be uprooted because of them?
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Who has gone up to heaven and come down? Who has gathered up the wind in the hollow of his hands? Who has wrapped up the waters in his cloak? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and the name of his son? Tell me if you know!

Every word of God is flawless; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him.

Do not add to his words, or he will rebuke you and prove you a liar.

Two things I ask of you, O Lord; do not refuse me before I die;

Keep falsehood and lies far from me; give me neither poverty nor riches, but give me only my daily bread.

The Dementape Letters: Three

Posts in the The Dementape Letters series

  1. The Dementape Letters: One
  2. The Dementape Letters: Two
  3. The Dementape Letters: Three
  4. The Dementape Letters: Four
  5. The Dementape Letters: Five
  6. The Dementape Letters: Six

[This is the third letter found in the storage area under our stairs. Sorry, no authentication as yet...still looking for a really gullible scientist. (Part of the problem is figuring out what kind of scientist to look for: archeologist? graphologist? spiritualist?) Read the first and second installments...if you dare.]*

My dear niece Gutrot,

Well done. I had thought your Subject was made of sterner stuff (and perhaps we shall find that she is - we should avoid counting our chicks before we see them hatch), but your suggestion to that smarmy book editor that he should pursue your Subject as a potential author has left her in shambles. One of the few things for which we can be thankful in this Emerging Church business of the Enemy’s is the adherents’ obsession with being “authentic” and “real”…your Subject’s profoundly conflicted emotions, which call into question her motivation for her Service to the Enemy’s blasted Kingdom, will (if we are lucky) lead her to suspend her activities all together, based purely on her interest in “transparency.”

But please resist the temptation to rest on your laurels. If I had a nickle for every tempter who has written off the Battle as won before It truly was…well, I wouldn’t be in Management, I’ll tell you that. This pertains to you, particularly, in this new paradigm in which you find yourself. In the old days, we had the demonpower to assign one tempter to each Person…but between the population explosion and the Emerging Church value of everyone being “interconnected” and “in relationship,” you have your hands full and cannot afford to call a victory until every last Person in your local Emerging Community is experiencing a serious crisis of Faith. (I will avoid the strong compunction to be nostaligic, but you must know that twenty years ago a hardworking tempter didn’t have to worry about a Subject’s so-called “Community;” once a demon had led a Subject only a little way down the Road to Perdition, the Subject’s Church would write him off as “backslidden” and focus all their energies on altar calls and tent revivals and shaming the Subject into Repentance, rather than Loving the Subject back into the Enemy’s Agenda, which is what would have actually been effective. The innovators in this new Emerging regime focus instead on drawing everyone in the Community so close that affiliates have almost no shame in sharing their deepest fears and inner struggles, so much so that I will not be surprised - saddened, yes…surprised, no - if your Subject has one or two conversations over a soy latte and comes out right as rain.)

It’s this beastly concept of Community that must be your primary hub of attack, for (if it catches on) it is the one thing that could reverse all our most successful initiatives over the last few centuries. The Western Humans’ Enlightenment was so good to us, Gutrot, and it would be tragic if the Enemy was able to capitalize on the discontent it has bred and come out on top. We managed to convince most of the Western population that each Person is an isolated entity, responsible solely for his own spirituality, fiscal success, and civic involvement, to the exclusion (or even detriment) of everyone and everything around him. Your classes at University will have covered the spectacular results: Creation’s natural resources strained to bursting, corporate greed and corruption on a massive scale, laws formulated solely to protect bloated wealth, homogenized and gated “communities” of People who hope for nothing more than never to be confronted with anyone different than themselves, and a bastardization of the Protestant work ethic that views poverty as the natural result of laziness. (It was a glad day Down Below when the ghastly Son’s ridiculous Beatitudes were conveniently forgotten in favor of the “Prosperity Gospel” that is currently en vouge.) The unfortunate thing, of course, is that many People are becoming frighteningly aware of the folly associated with living in such a self-centered way, and even more, are becoming interested in how they might live more closely aligned with the Enemy’s Original Design. Hence, this demoralizing curiosity about Community.

You must break it up, Gutrot, at any cost. Keep it simple (I always say), perhaps by taking advantage of the Emergetics’ reactionary protest against those who still buy into the bill of goods we’ve sold them. These Fundamentalist Souls are the ones the Emerging Community wishes (in their wondrously Darkest moments) they could cut loose like fish too small to keep. If you can make it so difficult to hold these Brothers and Sisters in the Grace of the Enemy that the Emergers can no longer abide their strident and restrictive presence, they will inevitably cut their “Community” legs right out from under themselves. (This will require little effort on your part; the legalism and self-righteousness of the Fundamentalists make it all but impossible for the Emergers to see that the “Fundies” are still under the Blood and might, perhaps, have something irreplaceable to offer the Church as She tries to regain Her precarious footing.)

Your work has been commendable so far, Gutrot, but this next phase of the Attack will be the true test of both your education and your mettle. I have (almost) complete faith in you. Do not disappoint me.

Your vile and affectionate aunt,
Dementape

*Disclaimer: I (Aly) want to make clear–though I hope most readers will assume the best about me and my intentions–that these letters are chiefly written to myself as a reminder and a caution, not to anyone else as some kind of manipulative exhortation. Even though all three letters (and probably those to come) relate to concerns discussed on this site, they are not intended to indict or accuse anyone besides my Darkest self. Really. Promise.

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