Okay, I totally ripped this off Marko, but my results were so amusing I had to post.
Go to Google. Enter your name and needs with quotes, i.e., “Aly needs.” Write down the top ten things you need. Here are mine:
1. Aly needs to get that.
2. Aly needs both her father’s skills and her mother’s stubborn courage.
3. Aly needs videos.
4. Aly needs a miniature horse to ride.
5. You have gained some insight into the course of treatment Aly needs.
6. Aly needs time and space to hurt you.
7. Aly needs to grow up and get a real life.
8. Aly needs to focus more on the substance and content of Cheney’s speech and less on the location.
9. Aly needs to watch more Martha Stewart shows.
10. Aly needs to get off to receive sexual gratification.
[BTW, I checked and none of these are actually about me.]
1.Karen needs a lobotomy fund… ummm, ok….
2.Karen needs to Grow Up
3.Karen needs to project from Albers to UTM
4.Karen Needs a New Job
5.Karen needs to learn the basics of spending and budgeting (working on that with good old Dave Ramsey)
6.Every Karen needs a Beth (ah, I have one of those)
7.Karen needs to determine status of what we do and don’t have (do this on a regular basis)
8.Karen needs to have full carbohydrate. stores, and be well hydrated
9.Karen needs additional time for laundry (always)
10. Karen needs to write the article for the conference and submit it to the Daily Bruin
Hated mine - too many Matt’s in this great big world…
Loved my wife’s:
1. Rona needs to retool in next 2 years (Is that a plastic surgery thing?)
2. Rona needs to develop
3. Rona needs to have these insights into how her behaviors are perceived by others (Don’t we all?)
4. Rona needs to reach health code standards (Uh…don’t we all?)
5. Rona needs 3 Ladies fob watches urgently to complete the props list (Just an FYI)
6. Rona needs assessment
7. Rona needs Lee to take her away (I’ll kill him or die trying)
8. Rona needs to focus on home territory
9. Rona needs 2.2 acres (apparently our home territory is getting bigger…)
…and my favorite…
10. Rona needs a new do & Carolyn needs to relax her butt cheeks
Sorry Carolyn, wherever you may be.
Dude.
4:38am?
I’m on Mike’s computer, but here’s mine…
1. Gretchen needs to sleep (how’d they know?)
2. Gretchen needs wraparound services
3. Gretchen needs a drink (yes!)
4. Gretchen needs to rescue a German shepherd
5. Gretchen needs to be a couch potato
6. Gretchen needs a Gretchen Wilson CD
7. Gretchen needs to set up a no-kill shelter for Katrina pets (can I do that during Sophia’s 2 hour nap?)
8. Gretchen needs to be on VH1’s celebrity show
9. Gretchen needs a tech career at Microsoft (don’t tell Mike)
10. Gretchen needs to build a website (so true)