Jesus Junk you’ve been waiting for

Oct 25 2005

Just when you thought completely unnecessary religious paraphrenalia was going out of style, somebody comes up with this.

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14 responses so far

  1. michael lee
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 11:14 am

    Keith Green would be so proud.

  2. Chad
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 12:17 pm

    Oh.
    My.
    Goodness.
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    Where can I get one?!!

  3. Morphea
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 12:19 pm

    This is a joke, right?

  4. aly hawkins
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 1:05 pm

    If only. No, it’s for real. Rejoice!…and get yours today.

  5. Gretchen
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 5:28 pm

    Is there a 2nd Job that I’m missing in my Bible? I noticed that the scripture quote in the corner of when “the groove came upon them” was quoted from 2 Job 3:15 hmmm…

  6. Chad
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 5:48 pm

    jobS

  7. aly hawkins
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 5:55 pm

    Geez, you guys are so canonical and closed-minded. You haven’t read 2 Jobs, in which Job turns his whole riches-to-rags-to-riches story into a multi-level Internet marketing scam and buys his own island in the South Pacific?

  8. michael lee
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 6:01 pm

    Aly, we don’t call it multi-level marketing in the evangelical church.
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    We call it multi-site.

  9. Karen and Bobby
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 6:30 pm

    Wow! They couldn’t stop with the rollerskating Jesus action figure could they?

  10. aly hawkins
    on 25 Oct 2005 at 7:27 pm

    Michael, when Ash gets home we’d like to have you and Gretchen over for dinner to hear about an exciting opportunity that you won’t want to miss.

  11. Bobby
    on 26 Oct 2005 at 7:55 am

    Beware the circles…

  12. Morphea
    on 26 Oct 2005 at 8:27 am

    Yeah, kind of spooky that Michael mentions “multi-site” when Ash is even now…

  13. Morphea
    on 26 Oct 2005 at 9:09 am

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY, ASH!

  14. Morphea
    on 27 Oct 2005 at 8:09 am

    “I’ve decided to stop listening to any music that doesn’t glorify God. Ergo, I’m eschewing anything but Christian music. As a sign that I’m re-dedicating my iPod to the Lord, I’m buying this cross attachment so that anyone who sees it can guess that I’m listening to praise music.”
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    “As if the fatuous look of gratified vanity on my face doesn’t already give it away”
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    [Thank you for letting Morphea blow off some residual bitterness on your blog.]

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