See, the thing I love about this is that it satisfies two needs with one site:
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1. The need to come up with something cool for pfreaky pfriday.
2. The need to make sport of Michael’s birthday.
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Happy birthday, old friend. See you where the view of the west side is unimpeachable.
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A Pfreaky Pfriday Pfmash-up.
Chad
michael lee 1:06 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
Saturday, August 8th, 2048. Mark your calendars.
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This means I’ll live to see Sophia’s 43rd birthday,but die 6 days before our 49th wedding anniversary. G, we should plan that big blowout for our 45th, not our 50th.
Morphea 1:08 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
Huh. August 6, 2050, you can kiss my ass goodbye. I only get to live until I’m 75?
Chad 1:41 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
Mike, that’s total bullcrap. Unchangeable Fate is really a dick.
Stick 1:42 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
I only got 75 years too… I think it’s rigged.
Morphea 2:31 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
Stick, you must either be like 40 or you have a shite BMI like me. No other explanation.
Bobby 3:50 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
Ooooohhh crap. Only 1,292,562,500 seconds left.
1,292,562,499.
1,292,562,498.
1,292,562,497.
1,292,562,496.
1,292,562,495.
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This could go for a while….
Gretchen 11:17 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
June 18, 2054 let’s hear it for living to me eighties :) Mike, you’d better make it to our 50th anniversary. Too bad we can’t do anything to change this…hmm, better living, changing our diet…no that can’t be it.
michael lee 11:28 pm on 28 October 2005 Permalink
i mean, let’s not go nuts.
Bobby 7:10 am on 29 October 2005 Permalink
That’s crazy talk. If Mike can find a way to haxxor teh code, we could all live to 150.
aly hawkins 8:01 am on 29 October 2005 Permalink
Monday, March 17, 2064. Holy crap. I live until I’m 89?? Forget what I said about not having kids. Somebody’s gonna have to be around to take me to the zoo.
aly hawkins 9:21 am on 29 October 2005 Permalink
I think the key is “Optimist.” Even if you’re a smoker, selecting “Optimist” adds like 15 years. Sounds like funny science to me.
michael lee 9:33 am on 29 October 2005 Permalink
the “optimist” and “pessimist” tags aren’t asking about your outlook on the world, they’re asking you what sort of death estimate you want, and optimistic one, or a pessimistic one.
aly hawkins 9:51 am on 29 October 2005 Permalink
Wow. Glad to know I haven’t lost my wide-eyed naivete just because I turned 30.
ash 5:01 pm on 29 October 2005 Permalink
Friday, March 13, 2009. Nice knowing all of you…
michael lee 8:17 pm on 29 October 2005 Permalink
ash, i’m busy that day. Can we push it back to the following monday?