So, Sufjan Stevens is an indie artist that you’ve never heard of. He writes a song called “O God, Where Are You Now (In Pickeral Lake? In Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?). David Crowder likes the tune, and decides to do a cover version of it on his upcoming CD.
Sufjan indie fanboys go nuts, seriously upset that some CCM guy is trodding the sacred soil of their guy’s, like, art. They vent their anger, as all good fanboys do, on the Sufjan Fanboy Internet Forum.
The forum vent goes something like this:
Fan 1 “CCM sucks”
Fan 2 “Totally sucks”
Fan 1 “Sufjan Rules”
Fan 2 “Totally Rules”
Fan 1 “Why do Christians jack up everything cool?”
Fan 2 “They suck”
Fan 1 “Totally suck”
Fan 3 “Hey guys. I’ve been a member on the forum here for a while. Look, here’s why I decided to cover this song on my upcoming record. I hope it doesn’t suck, cuz I’m a fan. Love, David Crowder.”
(ht: Joshua Blankenship)
That absolutely kicks ass. Can we say ass? If we can, that does indeed kick it. If we can’t, then it kicks booty, which makes me sound like my mother.
I love you, Dave Crowder… thanks for kicking ass.
I would prefer that you use the word “ba-donka-donk” instead.
I just want everyone to note that Sufjan is from Michigan. All things cool come from Michigan. I know where Marquette and Mackinaw are. Been there as a matter of fact. Thank you very much.
Michigan kicks ba-donka-donk.