Please mark your calendars! The first and only international, interepochal, post-linear time travelers convention will be held on May 7th at MIT. Please be forewarned - if you are in fact from the future, you will be expected to show some kind of proof. Dressing all in black plastic and speaking in Esperanto will not be considered proof. A working model demonstration of cold-fusion, a functioning quantum computer, or a workable solution to the twin primes conjecture would all constitute proof.

I myself will be busy on Saturday, but when the future time travelers return to the present and make time travel technology widely available to the mass consumer market, I fully intend to jump back to Saturday and to havend attendeding (this is, of course, the future-past non-binding infinitive form of to attend)